if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
i’m calling the police
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
oh my fucking god
*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life