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if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great
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Anonymous whispered: one two three four tell me that you love me more

i’m calling the police

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This is the reason gifsets were invented

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In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

oh my fucking god

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nobody is complimenting my cool raincoat


*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

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